wooley rocket

A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.

To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.

Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.

The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!

On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.

by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006

Rocket Launcher

noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.

Soldier: Bad news, Commander. A lot of tanks are coming.
Commander: We need Rocket launchers, then.

by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005

Dildo-Rocket

a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)

*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.

"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"

"A Dildo-rocket!"

by Spenc June 17, 2008

Dutch Rocket

anal dildo made out of wood

I made your mom a nice dutch rocket in shop class today

by SomeoneTX79 May 13, 2010

Canadian Sperm Rocket

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.

Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.

by axaxyup October 22, 2003