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t-rex hand job 

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.
I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!
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Puke-asaurus rex 

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.
"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."
Puke-asaurus rex by Wwhitn January 22, 2008

cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.
I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.
cankersaurus rex by c-davidson August 27, 2008

Imussaurus Rex 

Someone who's career has become "extinct" by making racially insensitive remarks.
Three female NYPD cops were referred to as Nappy Headed Hos inside their Brooklyn precinct by two superior officers. I think those guys are going to go the way of the Imussaurus Rex.

VOMISOROUS REX

the vomisorous rex is the creature the usually takes its true form right after a night of heavy drinking. He/She can usually be spotted hunched over a coffee maker, glaring at a cigarette, or passed out on someones living room couch. This monster is usually the saturday morning alias of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 25.
"Man Giselle was so fun last night"
"Yea, but did you see her this morning, such a vomisorous rex"
"ew"
"scary"
VOMISOROUS REX by knels October 15, 2009

vaginnasaurus rex 

a scary lookin' vagina that scares the shit outta you
Dude! I met this girl last night and took her home. About half an hour later I was face-to-face with a vaginnasaurus rex.
vaginnasaurus rex by J Squeaky January 26, 2010