digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

the end of the world by skeeter Davis on repeat

Its a reference from the movie “girl interrupted.” Daisy a mentally ill girl in the movie kills herself, the way they find out is when the song “the end of the world- skeeter Davis” is continuously playing on speaker.

Friend: “Ima play the end of the world by skeeter Davis on repeat😩”
Me: “How about no”

by Your_mums_playtoy August 23, 2021

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

by Blast Berry July 18, 2014

reporting

The act of a Butthurt moron who feels the need to dob in a person to Facebook for something they find offensive instead of just scrolling on

Oi can you boot Scuba Steve out of the group please he's butthurt and been reporting again.

by #Dshow@HumourMe August 1, 2016

rupert

a code word used by many for marijuana

im goin to smoke up that rupert today

by desibaby March 14, 2005

repeating definitions

When a n00b gets impatient and sends in the same definition multiple times. They think that it will appear on Urban Dictionary faster. The faster it is posted, the faster they can show off to their n00b friends.

"Hey Schblade!"
"Schiggity-schiggity schwat?"
"I looked up 'Boo boo kitty fuck' on UD and there was 3 repeating defintions for it! How in the hell?"
"It is because they are n00bs."

by andr0oz13 December 8, 2003

Repect

.A gay person who does anal with multiple people of the same sex.

.A faggot who sucks loads of willies

Jay: Fam that yute is repect
Tony: g I know, he’s been repect for ages
Jay: shit den

by MasterTai165 December 23, 2018