When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 23, 2013
Get the jab rashmug. by KyleF1990 January 17, 2024
Get the chin rashmug. A deadly pathogen which originates in Korkin City, and comes from bed rotting 24/7, always strikes just before you were about to lock in, there is no cure, and it might be fake.
"I heard of some guy who got the rash? What happened to him?"
"Oh that guy? He never gets on anymore, rots in bed 24/7, and always complains about it now."
"Is the rash even real?"
"Oh that guy? He never gets on anymore, rots in bed 24/7, and always complains about it now."
"Is the rash even real?"
by John Korkin June 15, 2025
Get the The Rashmug. A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
Get the bagel rashmug. When you use improper or substituting contraception, such a plastic wrap, but the friction causes a rash to develop afterwards.
Boy 1: Bro why you walking like that?
Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!
Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!
by xokookiemonsterxo April 16, 2016
Get the Wrap rashmug. A redness or irritation caused by having multiple partners pee anc cum all over you. Also maybe covered in white flakey substances or on rare fresh occasions a wet or moist white lotion like substances good for rejuvenation
Ashley has such a terrible skank rash. I heard the whole basketball team had a turn on her and since they lost recently so did their opponent.
by Cuntrash2000 September 11, 2025
Get the Skank Rashmug. by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018
Get the Oilfield rashmug.