Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

Hidden valley ranch

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021

Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)

Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva

by Groovy Granny March 23, 2011

Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send

Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it

by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.

MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.

by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 9, 2024