thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 31, 2015

Mad Ranch

When ordering food in a drive through and instead of risking only recieving two ranch by stating, "I would like a lot of ranch" you would state that you want Mad ranch in order to recive 3 ranch packets or more.

Customer : I would also like it super sized
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog

by Labuzaid July 28, 2011

Buffalo Ranch Pussy

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.

YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!

by Mossy Stone March 22, 2025

slug on ranch

A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo

Man, that n*gga is a slug on ranch.

by DrKize January 31, 2024

Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored

Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023

Bunny Ranch

An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.

On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.

by The Real Canadian June 5, 2022