Barrel Racing

Equestrian sport that involves turning three barrels in a cloverleaf pattern in the fastest time possible. Alternatively, throwing money out the truck window and having a friend hit you in the shins with a metal pipe will give you the same thrill.

" Why do you compete in barrel racing?"
" Because I love having a bank account balance of $2.42."

by barrelchick6 March 24, 2017

raying

to lay out in the sun and catch some rays; to sunbath; tanning

Renee: Wow it's a sunny day!

Ryan: Word we be straight raying.

by jackelmonkeyindahouse April 4, 2010

binary rating system

Instead of ruthlessly judging members of the opposite sex and using a tedious 1-10 (or 0-10) you boil it down to what really matters: whether or not you wanna bang. So you'd rate someone with whom you would like to have sex a one And someone with whom you would not have sex a zero.

Tony said she's a 7, but in the binary rating system, all that matters is that she's a one.

by LuckyTruman April 4, 2015

Alco-raping

Convincing someone to consume a lot of alcohol. Often used amongst friends.

Ex 1: "I don't feel like being alco-raped tonight."
Ex 2: "Dude, let's alco-rape that chick back there."
Ex 3: "Alco-raping is a great technique to get to know someone better."

by eu-oel July 29, 2016

Malta Racing Moment

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped

Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"

by Dronzi May 21, 2021

ratings trap

Something that's guaranteed to get good ratings, no matter how bad it is.

Bob: Hey, did you catch the new Family Guy last night?
Jim: You shittin' me? Just another shameless ratings trap.

by Dr. Manny January 6, 2015

Raingry

When the weather is constantly rain and it makes you mad.

Dick Goddard: It's rained for 10 days, and it's gonna rain for 20 more.

Me: Fuck. Now I'm raingry.

by johnqfan May 27, 2011