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Legend has it that back in Roman times, Julius Caesar was the fastest racist in Rome. Much later in the 1700s, Paul Revere was widely acclaimed by his peers as the fastest racist in the colonies, breaking Caesar's record by a long shot. Finally John Wilkes Booth beat him in the championships, and he remains at the top spot to this day.
Legend has it that back in Roman times, Julius Caesar was the fastest racist in Rome. Much later in the 1700s, Paul Revere was widely acclaimed by his peers as the fastest racist in the colonies, breaking Caesar's record by a long shot. Finally John Wilkes Booth beat him in the championships, and he remains at the top spot to this day.
White person: Hey, did you hear about racism?
Other white person: Yeah, racism is so fun. I tried it and got a new lap record. Some call me the fastest racist there is.
White person: Shut the fuck up
Other white person: Yeah, racism is so fun. I tried it and got a new lap record. Some call me the fastest racist there is.
White person: Shut the fuck up
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Get the racism mug.John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
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