Roast Queef Sandwich

When two girls are scissoring and they queef onto eachothers vagina's simultaneously.

Bob: Dude, did you hear about Claire and Nikki's Roast Queef Sandwich?

Chris: C'mon man I'm trying to eat over here..

by TheDoobieBrother April 1, 2012

Ghost Queef

A girl queefs into your mouth and then inhales the queef from your mouth.

Tammy queefed into Russ' mouth. Russ holds it in and blows the queef back into Tammy's mouth. Great ghost queef Tammy and Russ!

by BowCow September 19, 2012

period queef

When Bradford is eating out his girlfriend Summer in the book "Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery" it's her time of the month and she gives him an unexpected surprise. Something worse than a fart in the face.

In a daze, he wipes the red fluid off his chin with the back of his hand and thinks, "Bloody hell! She period queefed on me!"

by Bottoms Up! February 18, 2018

Hide And Go Queef

A game played by women. Escaping a social situation, due to expelling gas from the vagina. A game couples play, she hides and queefs and he looks aimlessly to find her.

She was an expert at {hide and go queef}.
He was a {hide and go queef} victim.
The dog got blamed for a bad {hide and go queef} game.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta September 26, 2012

queef

A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.

When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.

by Bob August 27, 2003

Queef Goblin

Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.

Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

Queef Herder

A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.

His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.

by Stallonin April 8, 2009