Quarantear

An extremely long and excruciating amount of time, derived from the words “quarantine” and “year”

It’s been a quarantear since I last saw my friends.

by Jahogahoga1 January 23, 2021

Quarantune

Some rich ass white girl with a ukelele's corny ass song about the COVID-19 pandemic cause she can't go bully the poor girl now.

Bethany: Did you listen to my Quarantune? It was so fulfilling and uplifting to make it!
A sane human being: You have been stuck with that ukelele playing only 3 chords Bethany, you can't even sing.

by bimbo111 June 12, 2021

Quaranturds

The difficult poops/shits you get from eating too much junk food during quarantine.

"I swear I just pooped a brick. Too much quarantine junk food is causing me to have quaranturds"

by DTrox October 3, 2021

to quarantend

to quarantend means pretending a quarantine isolation to avoid meeting somebody

He has been quarantending me for two months already.
Now I started to quarantend him too.

by anonymous December 4, 2021

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria

Se stai troppo tempo a casa impazzirai.

Marco aveva ragione.

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria è giusto perchè non abbiamo ascoltato Marco

by Kebbaro April 19, 2020

alex in quarintine

put a chopstick up her booty

yo this crazy chick pulled an alex in quarintine and now she has to go to the doctor

by mileycyrussss November 17, 2020