Procrastinatorily Motivated

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.

I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.

by D Low2081 March 8, 2011

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

Procrasterpiece

A phenomenon commonly observed in students when they wait till the absolute last moment to work on an large project, rush to complete it, and eventually produce a work which blows any project completed early and planned well out of the water.

Student 1: I stayed up till 6 in the morning to complete this frickin' project. It better turn out good.

Student 2: No worries, I did that before and it turned out to be a procrasterpiece.

by Pladd April 22, 2011

Procrastinology

The study (or lack there of) of procrastinating. Usually only undertaken by those who practice extreme procrastination.

Sounds more life procrastinology to me..

by ahhshit September 24, 2011

Procrasticushion

A term used to by someone to let someone know they can be late because that person is not able to meet the designated time, and they already know the other person is a big ass procrastinator, and has been a bunch load of times.

Michael: "Are we still on for a mid day hang and bang at 4? I really need to see your fantasmic self."
Cati: "I still need some extra time to prepare myself for your extra amazerful ass so you have a procrasticushion today."
Michael: "Your a BAMFB."

by Barry McCockiner aka cope June 19, 2011

Procrasteating

To procrastinate by eating

Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?

Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!

by luckybon October 25, 2012

procrastichieve

To achieve through procrastination. This is a technique mastered by most high school/college students and continued in the workplace.

(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)

"Why bother studying today for the test next week, when I can procrastichieve the night before, ace the test, and forget everything afterwards anyway."

"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."

by 20English@BSHS11 July 7, 2012