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gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
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Pittsburgh Platter

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.
Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!
by JManDC September 14, 2007
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plate

A record, usu. a 12"
Put on that plate, I like the B-side mix!
by DJdre June 11, 2004
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Hot Plate

The act of strapping a piece of plastic wrap or 'cling wrap' to your chest and having somone shit on it. AKA: Sanitary Cleveland Steamer
I enjoy a Hot Plate much more than a Cleveland Steamer because the cleanup is much easier!
by Scootyloo January 17, 2003
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Gold Plated Stunning Cunt

Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.
Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"
by Will A September 25, 2005
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dinner plate

Refering to the girl you have sexual intercourse with as dinner.
that girl with me is just my dinner plate.
by jacktheriper June 20, 2011
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plate shift

In the middle of a sentence you forget what you were saying and experience plate shift.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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