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Piss kink

The desire to want one's urine in your mouth or on your body. People with a piss kink may want to have you urinate in a bottle and serve it to them as a beverage.
Person A: It’s my piss kink-
I’m sorry
I always bring it up
Forgive me
Person B: It’s ok, I still love you 😌
by Actual_Dilf June 28, 2021
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I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR September 29, 2008
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bart get out!, i'm piss

A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon

The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"
"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"

"bart get out!, i'm piss"
by anonisanon September 28, 2008
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Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.
Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...
by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008
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piss in the sink

What every man should do if their toilet is clogged after they have taken a massive dump. Basically using your sink as a urinal.
James: Dude your toilet is clogged, and I gotta take piss!

Kyle: Haha sorry bro I just took a huge dump, just piss in the sink
by bbrandon December 15, 2008
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Hitler Piss

Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.
I was so loaded last night I was barely able to keep my Hitler piss in the bowl.
by GP The Guinea Pig May 3, 2004
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piss easy

Describes something as easy to do as taking a piss.
That test was piss easy!
by wazdog August 23, 2008
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