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Care Package

When a friend leaves you a package containing drugs. This can be:
1.) With your knowing (calls you that he's bringing it or text to check somewhere he left it for you)
2.) As a surprise (left in your car, left under the xmas tree, or in your mailbox etc)

Usually care packages contain things like but aren't limited to: pre-rolled joints or blunts, loose grams (low or high grade) cannabis, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, ecstasy), Hydrocodone (Norco Lorcet Vicodin Lortabs), Oxycodone (Percocet, Oxycontin, Endocet, Primlev), Alprazolam (Xanax, Handlebars) , Benzoylmethylecgonine (Cocaine, Crack), Codeine (Actavis, Tylenol T3, 2065 V 4 etc), Promethazine (pills or liquid), alcohol, cigarettes, or Salvia Divinorum.
I was having a boring day until I went in my car and saw my friend K. Cobain left a care package for me. My day was instantly brightened!

"I left my friend GO DJ HaKa a care package of 2 blunts & 2 X pills. This will help him to have a great birthday night with his hookers."
by GO DJ HaKa April 22, 2018
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Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.
Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!
by CrabPoon January 20, 2009
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Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
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picachu

Omg Beckeyy!
What Kendra!
Grose! When you stood up i saw your picachu.
oo shit!
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Picasso

An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.
Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.
by Waky October 5, 2006
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Picard maneuver

What Capt. Picard did to defeate the Ferangi.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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picard poke

When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.
"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."
by Hank "Hefty" Hoolie August 16, 2003
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