Parentoia

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

Parentoia by parentoid March 18, 2009

parental democracy 

1. A pseudo-democratic government, where the democratic nature of the country is of great value without forsaking the aspect of executive oversight, to protect and secure not what the citizens want but what is thought to be in their best interest.

2. A nanny state; usually intended derisively.

When we live in a parental democracy, where the two blocks that govern do not offer alternatives, when the state becomes, as in Goya's painting, Saturn devouring his children, the radicals emerge, young anarchists flying their flags made ​​of gunpowder.

parental democracy by Mahus November 8, 2012

parental controls 

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

parental controls by BounceFire December 2, 2021

paper parent 

Visiting parent after divorce court

A laser printer sears that pour souls new parent designation visiting parent.
Cut out of the family picture cast into a dumpster of hate that paper parent

Never gives up

paper parent by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

Mr.Parente 

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother

Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome

Mr.Parente by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

parental shoulder lurking by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009