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Doggy Paddle

sex term: This begins by tittie-fucking a fine young lady, preferrably with double D's. After giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your ass on her chest as a dog would drag his ass on the carpet. Usually performed by Germans.
Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.
by c-dog February 22, 2004
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Paddywhack

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.
that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.
by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011
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knick knack paddy fuck

"knick knack paddy fuck give that bitch a bone"
by Fagdonna May 22, 2004
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PADdies

A group of tightwad PAD members that resist the urge to conform to society's standards. IE. sleep, courtesy, and overall friendliness.
ROOM MATE #1: "Damnit, it's those Paddies again..."

ROOM MATE #2: "Yea, they're here all the fuckin time..."

PAD #1 "Shut Up, Bitch!"

ROOM MATE #2: "Looks like someone's being a Crabby Paddy..."

STORY: Those PAD members like to invade the space of room mates and tell the nicest guy across the hall to shut up on occasion. Then, they wake other people up, (who actually live in the room) and freeload off of the bed and room space to finish a quiz at 2AM and then have a gigantic orgy at 3AM.
by TheDarkTipper March 4, 2009
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paddy wagon

Paddy wagon may be used all over australia but the term "divvy van" is also used such as at cricket matchs
"your goin home in the back of a divvy van"
by W. February 8, 2004
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paddy cullen

a man who wields his cock as a weapon.
the man was a right paddy cullen, bizmarking people all over the place.
by badam December 12, 2008
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paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."
by JohnDeer June 17, 2007
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