put her weight on it

referring to the sexual position where a woman will be on top of a man while he is laying down

Growing tired of the missionary position with her boyfriend, Karyn put her weight on it and enjoyed the ride.

by PDubya December 26, 2008

Put her on the plane with Laszlo

To break up with a woman in such a smooth, pimp-like fashion it leaves her feeling great about it. Taken Humphrey Bogart's epic cinematic breakup at the end of Casablanca, where Rick puts Ilsa on the plane with her husband after boning her all week long.

Louis: What happened to that chick you were with last night in Rick's Cafe?

Bogart: Oh that bitch? I told fed her some lines about Paris and put her on the plane with Laszlo . Now let's do some shots of jack and go party with these hookers.

by Mightyh0rse November 28, 2010

Put A Roof On It

Having great sex as favor with someone because it had been a while since they got laid.

Person 1: Have fun last night?
Person 2: We banged and I totally put a roof on it.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: You, know like if someone came over and put a new roof on your house for you for free. You'd really be appreciative of that.

by Johnny_H January 25, 2013

put on a shat

To make a stink in public or put on a gross display of oneself's unrefined behavior.

"OMG. Did you see how she treated that poor waitress?" "Yeah, she really put on a shat!"

by Mark Bedingfield September 17, 2008

Put the Bounce on Her

To try to flirt with a female. To Put the bounce on someone can be to both sides of gender, it also means to finger someones arse so hard it bleeds continuously.Mainly used in Lurgan, co. Armagh

John:Did you put the bounce on her last night ??
Paul: yeah she bled all over my good jacket and my mum slapped me hard for having fanny blood all over me

Amanda:He put the bounce on me last night and now i have trouble walking

by Shaemy June 22, 2008

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

by Mission Tortillas December 14, 2014