Purse

Dave: Dude, my girlfriend just left me! I don't know what to do!

Austin: Sounds like a purse.
Dave: What is that supposed to mean?
Austin: A personal problem.
by Sparta47 May 06, 2023
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the stash of "good shit" you hold back for yourself.
Come on Ol' girl bust out the "purse", I know this ain't the good shit you are selling me.
by Rex Turbo October 25, 2007
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PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.
Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 14, 2021
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Purse;

A womans lady bits
The Virgina

The place where women keep their treasures.
by Logfox August 19, 2023
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Something people put a purse dog in.
That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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cunt purse

SG Gowens
by Racheal Linger November 11, 2022
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