Hey so I’m having a purse eve next Wednesday, i already sent invitations. there will be an early midnight snack and a late midnight jpeg reveal. your attendance is mandatory. I repeat, this is non-optional. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a donation for the donation bin (cash is acceptable and encouraged). All proceeds will benefit the gayward youth. Ok well, see ya.
by blackenedsicken March 12, 2022

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy
by Zaoddball February 2, 2024

My grosse ass fanny pack went boom and my booty purse sum net kept me inside anx you boohoodinkydowjonesin for my Powell!
by Vin Nguyen July 2, 2017

The act of brother-husbands in a cult getting it on for purely mechanical stress relief. Repeat every 2-3 days
by b0rken1 November 30, 2022

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.
"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
by gedderneet August 31, 2013
