pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

by ibangedyourmomsorry August 19, 2009

snack packed

When the lid of a snack pack is removed and slapped in the face of another.

Oh shit son, you got snack packed!

by Ipek June 5, 2005

Picketina

A word on Serbian language meaning a really huge pussy. Also it originated from word picka what means pussy.

PERSON A:Kad sam vido kol'ku picketinu ima odmh mi se digao.

PERSON B: Mora da je bila bas velika picketina!

PERSON A:When I saw how big her pussy was my penis erected.
PERSON B:It must have been a huge pussy!

by vilaemail August 5, 2008

tomato picker

Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.

Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.

by jake8532 January 20, 2008

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

by dafilterfish October 11, 2011

pickedbaffoon

A kick ass username on the video games

You have a pickedbaffoon username

by Darylhall May 26, 2021

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007