Peener Pooter

Peener Pooter is were you stick a cup in a girls vagina then pee in the cup then fart in the cup and make make her smell it while your giving her anal

Guy 1: dude last night my girlfriend was like"wanna do the peener pooter" and i was like YEAH!

Guy 2: ugh....

by Johnathan Heverbeck December 28, 2009

peentardy

1. a retarded penis
2. a douchebag with a malfunctioning/retarded penis

also: a virtually non-existent penis/someone with a tiny penis

1. Lan has a peentardy

2. Greg thinks that Lan is a peentardy

by Ivory Fox January 6, 2006

peen

peen90

peen: tfue

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

Peench

slang term for a hot babe, and getting poon!

Me and my broskis got a nice peench!

by skeezerteaser January 21, 2009

peenie pouch

The area between a nice pair a tits; cleavage to be more exact.

That chick has a nice place to put a dick - a nice peenie pouch.

by Chucky May 13, 2005

Peen

Christopher Jaeger's Penis.

I'm gonna touch your peen :)

by Buggabooboo November 14, 2011