Burt Job

The Burt Job was made famous by late-80's amateur skier Andrew Burt and is widely known to most depressed boyfriends as simply, "a hand job through the pants". This is the only form of stimulation for men whose significant others refuse to touch their genitals. Unfortunately for him, Andrew Burt's girlfriend was notorious for only going as far as "the hand job in the pants" and therefore, the moniker was taken after his last name. This maneuver is also common amongst middle schoolers, as well as young high school aged girls who are scared of touching that certain member, or just don't want to be dubbed a slut.

"Hey bro, I heard you hooked up with Jenn last night, did she give you a handyman?"

"Naw dude, I just got a Burt Job. I'm chafing hardcore."

by Shitpants814 February 20, 2010

FL job

FL(free loader) job. A job were ones does little or no work and still gets payed minimum wage and up. Your time at work usually consists of chatting on facebook, homework, and playing extremely boring flash games. The best job you can ever get.

"waaaaaat? u make 8 bucks an hour?!"
"best fl job evar and i barely do anything!"

by misterlalaland April 16, 2010

Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

pam job

The act of getting a blow job from a female that has more than one chin, and a stylish wife beater mustache.

I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.

by SlipperyLobster February 28, 2021

Holla Job

When a woman yells up into a man's butthole to make his prostate vibrate so he cums without having to even jerk off.

T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.

by Conflitm749 October 21, 2013

bath job

a blow job given in a bathtub

That bath job was AWESOME

by THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR June 10, 2011

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014