father oak

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by Skibidi Rizzler November 2, 2023

OAK PARK

a ghetto ass town in sacramento california, it's a good idea to wear blue there, trust me.

M: you hear gunshots?

W: yuh, we must be in OAK PARK

by tommy wheeler December 23, 2022

Oak Park

Literally the biggest piece of liberal dogshit that ever was propped up and given a nametag. Some of Illinois' most prestigious and intolerable call this place home, and may God have mercy upon them, for they know not what they do.

Diary entry ~ August 3rd, 2023
The liberal frenzy has gotten out of control. I am fighting for control of my mind against the horde of Oak Park Karens.

by morgan_lebelle August 3, 2023

Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.

Post Oak Middle School is a crazy school.

by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023

Oak

Handcrafted by God Himself from black marble. This beautiful black man is comely in the eyes of any behold. His aesthetic is truly a danger to anyone who who gazed upon him. He turns lesbians straight and Heterosexual men gay, just from them looking at him. He is impossible to resist; a dark temptation. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Empathetic, athletic, loving, charismatic, intelligent..this human is the full package. If you’re fortunate enough to encounter one of these creatures, befriend him. He is loyal. He’ll be by your side at your highest and lowest points. And he’ll make you laugh to the point where you pee yourself. He’s one of the good ones.

That Oak is truly one of a kind. I need him to get me pregnant.

by 0@k November 22, 2021

Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.

“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”

by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021

Oak

The name of the hottest and sexiest man alive. Has the biggest ass and tits.

Person 1: woah did you see that guy?? He’s HOT

Person 2: that’s oak of course he’s hot!

by EaAeE November 30, 2021