Oof

Oof - The word used if you encounter any of these situations • You Get Injured

• You see the girl you like get a kiss from another dude
• You witness a cock-block
• The Girl that you have a crush on turns out to be a mega faggot (lesbian)
• You get fucked in the ass with a drill bit

Guy 1 - "Oof."

Guy 2 - "What?"
Guy 1 - "I got fucked by a drill..."

Guy 2 - "Lol get prankt faggot"

by ThiccDaddyMinecraft November 4, 2017

oof oof nut nut

interesting word created on a insta live

an oof oof nut nut is the act of a oof oof nut nut

S :”OMG THAT IS A OOF OOF NUT NUT”
S’s followers on live: OMG WTF IS A OOF OOF NUT NUT” an “oof oof nut nut is the act of oof oof nut nut which is a phrase I can’t reallt explain because I don’t even know

by oof oof gang September 18, 2018

OOF

A very popular calling signal, predominantely being used by over-eager Theme Park goers over 6 feet tall. Can be used for scaring Foreign competition stall owners, or just as a contact device.

"GIVE ME AN O, GIVE ME ANOTHER O, AND AN F, OOF!
www.mgpro.co.uk/oof.mp3

by Alex MacColl March 5, 2005

Oofed

Someone who is insulted badly by a persons voice or actions

My guy just got oofed

by man.like.me69 October 29, 2018

oof

You get all ya crushes by saying it

Person 1 oof
Person 2 hey wanna go out

by TheAwesomeAwesomeBE September 18, 2018

MEGA OOF

the biggest of the oofs, a MEGA OOF

You: oof i dropped my phone

Me: MEGA OOF
You: guess ill die

by I was only 9 when it happened. September 13, 2018

Self Oof

When you have nothing to live for in life and decide to take the shortest route possible to the end.

Similar to suicide, Self Oof is unique in the way that you will always make others feel bad because they thought you were joking but you really aren't.

Today I am going to commit self oof.

by TheAplem October 19, 2019