Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021

noodle nart

A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.

Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!

by dustinfl October 13, 2011

Noodle Flip

Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.

Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?

Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!

by therealpotnoodle May 28, 2021

Heady Noodle

What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.

Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.

by Lonnie Jenkins Stabone April 16, 2011

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis

dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night

by danny defeeto March 2, 2019