A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014
Get the Woodpecker-jobmug. The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
by JoinMyImperfections June 29, 2016
Get the Swirl Jobmug. by Glenlolo November 20, 2014
Get the Hick jobmug. A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
Get the Lemon Jobmug. by Doge70 April 12, 2016
Get the Volcano jobmug. a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
Get the mason-jobmug. by THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR June 10, 2011
Get the bath jobmug.