Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

wax nap

1. An afternoon tryst involving, but not limited to, sublime love-making, carressing, intimate discussion, and sleep.

2. for etymology, see wax(yay definition)

QGF and QBF met for a wax nap before the show.

by quantum girlfriend May 19, 2005

Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.

You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.

by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013

Charlie nap

When you have nothing to look forward to during the day, take a Charlie nap to pass the time away.

2:00PM - I have nothing to do until my girlfriend gets off work...I'll take a Charlie nap!

5:00PM - Very refreshing!

by Pebbles485 January 24, 2010

party nap

A nap taken in the evening in anticipation of going out later, likely before a night of partying and excessive drinking. Often a result of tiredness from work or a lack of sleep caused by a previous night of partying.

(at 11:00pm)
Bro 1: Yo, what's good for tonight?
Bro 2: Dude, did you just wake up or something?
Bro 1: Relax, I was taking a party nap man.
Bro 2: Sick brah, lets get rowdy tonight!

by dudeface126 August 7, 2009

Oil Nap

To consume enough hash oil to become very sleepy and have to find the closest, softest thing.

Moz: "I'll be over in a few hours, just gunna have a oil nap"
Andy: "We do those oil naps"

by dm8828 December 18, 2010

Nap Stomach

The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.

Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?

Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!

by LimTasky August 22, 2011