Angry nap

after coming home from having a shitty day and all you feel is angry, the best course of action being of course, to angry nap. You just need to kind of start things over; an angry nap is the solution.

"yeah, i had such a shitty day yesterday, I just decided to take an angry nap when I got home."

"oh, did you wake up feeling better?"

"yeah, definitely"

by Lexington Rockwell April 15, 2009

caffeine nap

When you drink coffee or caffeinated soda, then take a nap, and when you wake up in 30 mins or an hour, the caffeine is just starting to work, so you're very awake.

Ah shit, I'm totally wiped out. I stayed up until 6am at that party.
Dude, here's some coffee. Take a caffeine nap.

by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007

weed nap

The most obvious of all naps. When you come home from work, take a phat 4-D bong hit, and conk-out somewhere comfy.

Dude, what day is it? I just got up from my weed nap.

by MC BallSac March 13, 2006

Man nap

A nap taking place at a field of work where one "hides" from the work environment in usually a small and cramped but funny place for a good amount of time.

The Romanian has been behind the TVs for an hour now and customers need help. He must be taking a man nap!

by Steve Ko August 10, 2005

Strategic Party Nap

n. A Strategic Party Nap (SPN) is a nap that is strategically taken before you start your night of partying. Obviously you are going to rage hard, and in preparation, you need to restore some energy from your hard days work.

James: "I don't know if I want to go to that party tonight... I'm pretty tired already"

Alex: "Dude! Just take a strategic party nap and then we can rage all night long"

by MercuryBlue July 8, 2011

Gentleman's Nap

Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.

When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.

Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!

David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.

by wordsmith444 February 6, 2012

Dali nap

Extremely brief nap as devised by Catalan Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. He would slide off to sleep in a chair with his arm over the side, holding a spoon over a plate on the floor. The instant he fell asleep, his hand would loosen up and the spoon would fall out and hit the plate with a clatter that woke him up again. He claimed that the brief rest thus afforded him worked wonders.

The boss is coming in the door in twenty seconds. I'd better take a Dali nap.

by Fearman December 23, 2007