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Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up
I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock
by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021
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morning kill

"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim
by SYB DaeDae December 9, 2021
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Morningside middle school

goofy ahh school. The girls there be smelling like ass and titties and the boys be annoying stank hoes. Them hallways always smell like lovely peaches coochie and the bathrooms are NEVER clean. them ghetto hoes always fuck or vape in the bathrooms like get the f out💀Morningside Middle school is the worse middle school in south carolina🤣 it’s ghetto as f. they be hosting them cheap ahh events. they always be having them goofy and boring ahh fights. People there are racist and homophobic💀 the teachers are ass and get no bitches. they also have ghetto white racist and homophobic teachers. They can’t even teach right😂 and the mfs there always want to start drama🙄. If you go to Morningside Middle School i feel bad for you
girl: what’s Morningside Middle school

boy: Morningside Middle School is a ghetto ahh, cheap ahh and stank school
by raxkkzzz1 May 3, 2022
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morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023
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Pre-Morning

Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am

David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
by Helgart Mammy September 1, 2010
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Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
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Sunday morning streetsweeper

When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".
There wasn't any alcohol left in the house so I had to resort to a "Sunday morning streetsweeper"
by Ken Shooter January 21, 2012
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