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Moorestown Mall

A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).

In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004
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Naked S'mores

A sexual act involving a boy scout master, boy scouts, graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows.
Bob, did you enjoy your naked s'mores on the jamboree?
by Lesley's Mom November 11, 2007
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Modesty Flap

An item of clothing or material that is worn over the female genetalia as a fashion piece or purely to protect the area from foreign matter.
"Hey Rose, I thought you looked different tonight - just realised it's because of your modesty flap!"
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moresome

An orgy, gangbang, or any group sex that is over four people.
The nympho bitch isn't happy with threesomes or foursomes. It has to be a moresome to get her sloppy ass off.
by ufuckoff lammonoski November 16, 2005
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molesto van

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.
"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"
by mary lozi March 23, 2008
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mopest

A girl who only hangs out with another girl and will always be an annoying little girl for the rest of her life. She usually is a bitch and a loser.
"I don't hang out with anyone else"- Mary
"Wow your such mopest"- Alexa
by THEREALBOSE July 14, 2011
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S’mores

A sex position with a white person and black person in the middle. They must be positioned between two crackers.
The black and white person having sex we’re between two white crackers doing the S’mores.
by Frobro85 July 13, 2019
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