Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission

that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack

by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007

no molesto

What you say when you say something that a total pedophile would say.

17-year-old: Damn! Look at that girl. Woo I would wreck that ass.
Other dude: Ayo you know she's only like 14, right?
17-year-old: No molesto. But still.
Other dude: *rolls eyes* Yeah whatever.

by _-Chuck-_ April 26, 2014

Molesto Joe

A creepy perverted guy, one that looks like he would molest you or a guy who looks like he would like young girls. Has a white trash or skeevy appearance and is often seen checking females out and leering.

Oh My God, that dude over there is soo creepy, what a Molesto Joe!

by Olivia Mae October 04, 2006

molesto van

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.

"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"

by mary lozi March 23, 2008

molesto ca

Slum City Molesto CA in the heart of the Central Valley. Alviso CA shines compared to Molesto.

Man the Danimal is such a slimeball, he resembles people from Molesto CA

by Shootingice January 20, 2024