Monkeypox

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

Monkeypox by wugugugug May 23, 2022

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cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

cheater, cheater monkey beater by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

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Monkey Work

Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.

"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."

Monkey Work by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006

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Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

Monkied Up

(adj)

1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.

2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.

3.Totally fucked up.

4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.

"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".

"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".

Monkied Up by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013

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Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

Monkey Fuck by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015

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monkeyet

Monkeyet = girl monkey....

You are a monkeyet...

monkeyet by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017

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