Grove's Mom

the Hottest Mom to ever walk the earth. Ever.

If you saw a hot mom, see wouldn't be near as hot as Grove's

Grove's Mom by dizzlefrehspop November 21, 2003

Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

Name's Mom by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

mandeep's mom 

shit face fucker

Aaron:yer mom is hot
Mandeep:i know i would do her too

mandeep's mom by yeah January 13, 2004

Danny's mom 

See Jeff's Mom

see jeff's mom in reference to danny's mom

Danny's mom by Zachari DeBlacks December 16, 2008

Deroza's mom

A drunk women who dances around with wine coolers on her head.

Wow, check out her she is dancing like Deroza's mom.

Deroza's mom by T.R. May 2, 2005

jeramy's mom 

the hot mom of jeramy who works at hooters and has some very large hooters of her own. she loves to fuck her son, jeramy as well as any one she sees.

jeramy's MOM upside down is WOW!!!!!!
jeramy's mom is the biggest spreader of aids
jeramy's mom has ginormous hooters
jeramy's mom sucks jeramy dry every night
jeramy's mom is single every morning
jeramy's mom has kong sized tities
jeramy's mom likes to get rough with miggets
jeramy's mom cant stop liking her son's pussy
jeramy's mom has the most massive melons and fruits

jeramy's mom by the wonderous sperm whale January 4, 2008

gio’s mom 

A self centered bitch that makes living impossible

Did you hear about Gio’s Mom? I feel bad for him.

Gio’s Mom sounds like a total bitch. How does he stay happy all the time?

gio’s mom by Genotype20 September 26, 2017