monkey see monkey do

an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.

"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"

"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."

by polo November 25, 2004

mickey money night

When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money on the kids, the first tuesday of every month.

Bob the taximan can't bloody wait for mickey money night

by Rubber-can February 19, 2009

monkey super funky

When two drunk guys play videogames late at night.

Person1: Dude me and anas had a monkey super funky session last night

Person2: Nice bro

by FunnyXD December 22, 2019

Monkey Pox

A disease spread amongst gay people

i'm pretty sure that guy over there is gay; he has Monkey Pox Virus

by dhar woman June 4, 2022

pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

Chain Monkey

One who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. They wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.

I was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and I didn't want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. I tipped him with kush.

by Frisco Kid 415 December 22, 2012

Monkey tits

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.

" That fat chick has monkey tits."

by Big Ee April 28, 2014