the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.

by Moi Cock March 8, 2017

mackson

By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.

No! Not the mackson!

by Eleventyone April 19, 2005

Sticky Mickey

A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.

My sticky mickey cousin burned himself on the stove today, yet again.

by Patrickw October 3, 2006

Mickey Mouse

When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man's head is mickey mouse's.

"Damn you got some big titties girl! Come over here, put them on my head and give me a Mickey Mouse

by Jersey Fresh November 4, 2008

mickeymouse

To temporarily fix a problem. May be threoretical or tangible problem but is never a permenant fix to the problem

short term problem solving (aka. niggerrig)

I used duct tape to mickeymouse my broken vaccum cleaner.

ie. shoving all the clothes under ones bed to clean ones bedroom.

lieing in order to get someone off your back.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

Mickey D

Going to the toilet for a number two, taking a shit or having a pooh.
Described thus as the Mcdonald's(Mickey D) patties resemble an aesthetically pleasing turd.

I'm off for a Mickey D

by Amelia Jensen March 21, 2008

A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.

I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.

by BennyBen[S] January 23, 2009