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Jupiter Mining Corporation 

A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.
This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf...

Baby Making Syndrome 

Baby Making Syndrome (BMS) is a sex addiction. Specifically an addiction to unprotected sex within a long term relationship where, having a child would not affect the feelings shared between the couple in the relationship.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
"Dude. I have Baby Making Syndrome."

"How do you know?"

"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"

"Yeah."

"Well... She's pregnant again."

"GASP!"
Baby Making Syndrome by SK8RFRK March 11, 2011

milking bricks 

the act of extracting milk from squeezing a males jewels A.K.A genitals
Fred was milking bricks down at kindergarten
milking bricks by bob man December 3, 2007

Making a Mushroom 

The act of moving one's bowels producing solid fecal matter.
Bo: Why does it smell so bad in the hallway?

Robbie: Someone forgot to spray after he finished making a mushroom in the bathroom.
Making a Mushroom by BHH_IV January 23, 2009

making out 

Two people kissing for an extended period of time; often involves tongue but tongue is not always involved in making out.

(NOTE: using tongue is actually french kissing but sometimes people use tongue when making out)
My girlfriend and i were making out on the weekend.
making out by Mark Crest March 11, 2009

making feet for children's shoes 

He's making feet for children's shoes
reference:Song: Singapore, Album: Rain Dogs, Artist:Tom Waits.