a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly
by og original gangster February 05, 2024
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
by DowntownTCHTown February 24, 2014
Aaron: Use your brain cells bum
DJ: SCIENTIFIC METHOD Brain cells are called neurons, and SCIENTIFIC METHOD its ya big bum
DJ: SCIENTIFIC METHOD Brain cells are called neurons, and SCIENTIFIC METHOD its ya big bum
by A_R5619 May 21, 2019
by air975 May 21, 2019
A method for acquiring the coefficients of binomials using the function defined as: For (a + b)^n
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}
by The KITKAT of kintucky October 23, 2023
“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024