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messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.
look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!
by Mark October 13, 2003
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messi

An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.
Have you seen Messi play?
Yeah, he's badass.
by elgranargentino June 1, 2006
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text message boyfriend

A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category
-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.
by TMGF December 9, 2008
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P-Messed

When you get so pissed at someone that you defriend him or her on facebook and then create a group asking others to defriend that person as well
you must have really pissed him off because you just got P-Messed.
by P-Me$$ May 24, 2009
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message board massacre

1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.

Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.

To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.

2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!

noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(

1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity

bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!

2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?

Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.

Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL

DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.

scenekid414: *cry*
by Dus10 August 24, 2007
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mixtape messiah

Southern rapper Chamillionaire's series of mixtape consisting 1-7. These mixtapes are ill! Chamillionaire has stated that he is through with the mixtape messiah series as he is ready to begin something new.
Tom: Yo Alex you cop mixtape messiah 4 at Throw'd music yet?

Alex: I'm already way ahead of ya buddy i already bootlegged it.

Tom: Hater. You ain't a true fan unless you support the movement. Chamillitary Mayne!

Chamillionaire: Thanks Tom here's an autographed CD.

Tom: yes!

Alex: Damn.
by babemag28 January 4, 2010
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floor mess

Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.
Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.
by James Vanderball August 18, 2006
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