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Mental illnessphobic 

The hate/fear of straight people.
Person 1: I'm mental illnessphobic
Person 2: Same, for some reason straight guys keep trying to hook up w me.

Mental gymnastics 

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Mental gymnastics because you'll still die

Mental Limp 

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.
I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.
Mental Limp by vallada August 16, 2010

Mental Enema 

Treatment required when one's head is so full of appropriate expletive deleted like negative attitudes, superstition, hatred, intolerance, urban legends, vaguely reasoned or unsubstantiatable opinions, neuroses, paranoias, addictions, etc., that normal functioning in society is impossible. Only a thorough clean out can help the situation.
1. Lindsay Lohan was SOO TOGETHER back in the days of 'Parent Trap' and 'Freaky Friday.' Now, she's in need of a series of firehose mental enemas--how'd somebody so rich, talented, and gorgeous get so effed up in the first place?

2. A: I don't want to talk to that guy because he is so caught up in his own self-importance and petty problems. Conversation with him is always a negative, self-absorbed monolog by the Drama King.
B: Yea, he needs a mental enema before he can be a good friend to anyone.
Mental Enema by Biker_DonHo January 23, 2011

mental mental chicken oriental 

an upcoming jackass-like team based in swansea
it currently has 3 members
kyle rolfe
adam reese
james murphy
i cant wait for the next episode of mental mental chicken oriental

Mental Stamina 

A disease in where the victim is forced to wear over-sized shirts.
Oh shit, see that ant in the XL size Cann Ox t-shirt? He's got mental stamina.
Mental Stamina by God March 8, 2003