skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

Sweating melons

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.

I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons

by An0nomuse September 20, 2023

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

Melon

Something that can fit up my arse

“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”

by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe

by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023

Melon

A really good person, not to be confused with melons
Melon is usually a nickname for someone that is ecstatic and loves to be around people
Usually not single and loves fun stuff.
Usually accosiated with groups and chats that enjoy his/hers presence
Loves any jokes and loves memes.

Oh, stop making me laugh, Your being such a Melon right now

by UrbanUnofficial May 17, 2018