bob meehan

Some old crazy cult leader that runs teen drug abuse program that are actually scams.

Aw shit, man. Your parents are sending you to a Bob Meehan program? Better bring your checkbook.

by Uncle Andy November 5, 2005

Meer

A politician who has zero followers on Twitter and no website.

Warren spent $4 million on attack ad’s but then realized his opponent was a Meer.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!

the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!

by chris gum February 23, 2004

Meet

To open mouth kiss someone for over 10 seconds,usually used In Dublin

So,any meets

by Dublin slang June 22, 2011

business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.

Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.

by dmalanowski January 8, 2010

meerkatting

Standing up from your seat to get a better look at some fuss going on elsewhere in your office - especially if looking over your cubicle wall.

Wesley was yelling to Peter about the website and the rest of the staff were meerkatting.

by Count Ludwig August 26, 2010

Meeth

Contraction of meth and teeth. The rapid discoloration, deformation and decay of the teeth caused by chronic use of methamphetamine. Research indicates the primary causes for meeth are (i) erosion of the tooth enamel caused by the use of caustic agents in meth, such as battery acid, (ii) dry mouth caused by meth use, which prohibits saliva from secreting, and (iii) the tendency for meth users to crave sugar-rich drinks while high.

Although similar in appearance, meeth are not to be confused with the acidic erosion of the teeth caused by the habitual vomiting of bulemics.

Although the adult actress had perfect hair, professional make up and had a new outfit, those meeth dangling from her gums proved she was still an addicted porn skank.

by Bill in the 480 September 27, 2005