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maxicum pacacity

1. The supreme apex of complete godlyness and certifiability. It can be used to refer to objects or people, especially those of superior vitality and admirability.
2. The topmost amount
Last night I was at maxicum pacacity, I had sex with 20 chicks and still had some bodily fluids left.
by Dick "The Big" Johnson January 14, 2009
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maxicum

When you cum all the cum from your nuts and are left with just a ball bag with no balls until your body regenerates more cum
Im gona kick you in the balls
Go ahead i just maxicumed
by cumdragon April 8, 2015
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Maximus

A cool east Indian guy living his life without fear. Stuck in love for a girl he knows he will never get but neither is he giving up. Man has got an issue. Commonly called Horse by his friends. Also, dude plays a lot of video games.
Damn, he is not leaving that women. He is such a maximus.
by _ManiacGamer_ February 19, 2019
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Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
by mcdizz November 27, 2009
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primus maximus

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus
by big butt bob April 10, 2015
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Boximus Maximus

Joe: Tyler is a lunchbox.

Phil: Yeah, I know. He's the Boximus Maximus.
by ThePope January 19, 2005
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meximum

When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)
Dingus Flangdoodle: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."

Cleetus McFeeley: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level".

Lurleen Polliwog: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."

Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I would be putting forth the Meximum effort though.
by Greyborzoi April 8, 2008
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