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magnet

Anything that attracts something. Can be literal or something like chick magnet. Most magnets can attract metal to it.

If strong enough
1.Throw it at someone with a pacemaker.
2.Leave it on train tracks
3.Drop it from a bridge over a freeway and hope it rips through a car roof and penetrates the driver.
4.Crushing people
Dude, she put 2 really strong magnets between my nuts. I'm sure the results are obvious.
by Adriankat April 17, 2006
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mager

A fat boy that try to get a job in the food industry but is fired for eating to much.
Your a stupid ass mager ur fired!!!
by talley hoe November 24, 2006
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Jew Magnet

A Person, Place, or Event that attracts a Jewish Person or Audience. Someone or Something that is popular with jewish people.
"Jewish Women seem to throw themselves at Ted, he's a real Jew Magnet."

"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
by jujyfruitz February 6, 2009
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Magnet Theater

Theater and School for Improv and Sketch Comedy. Pretty much run by Armando Diaz protege of Del Close.
Super supportive non judgemental community.
To be honest when it started it was pretty rusty ... kind of a rag tag group of UCB cast offs. For a while alot of people stayed away because it was thought that if you couldn't cut it at UCB you went there ... to the land of misfit improvisers.
Now the place is booming with talent. People who got sick of the attitudes of other improv theaters attitudes but love to perform and take classes have started trickling in. You can catch some really terrific shows here. The classes are among the best in the city. Clique's are really at a minimum and trash talk is not accepted well.
It's still small but growing rapidly. Kind of a "everybody knows your name" place - the "Cheers" of the NY Improv Scene.
"I'm taking classes over at the Magnet!"

The Magnet Theater is a great place to study improv, catch a show and a great place to perform.

There's alot of hidden talent at The Magnet.
by hearsay February 16, 2009
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ass magnet

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
by rolltide55 January 10, 2010
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Coochie Magnet

Noun: a person who gets lot of woman or Bs. Usually from the Construction Dynasty

Verb: the act of your Coochie being attracted to a Magnet
Example 1:

Oh my god. Manzo Construction is such a Coochie Magnet

Example 2:
My Coochie is being magnified. This is the best Coochie Magnet ever
by Abul_From_Iseral November 18, 2020
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mangerine

A gay or homosexual man who acts like a fruit. Combination of the words tangerine (fruit), and man
by The F. Man September 8, 2009
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