Mike Answer

When asked a question where the only possible answers could be "yes" or "no,",answering something other than "yes" or "no."

Background: People often do not know how to answer a simple question, our friend Mike being among them.

Tyler: Hey Mike, do you have Wednesday off next week?
Mike: I have three days off next week.
Tyler: ...is Wednesday one of them?

Mike Answer by Tyler December 20, 2004

mike tyson sandwich 

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.

When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line

mike tyson sandwich by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009

Mike 

Mike steeles your heart, is perfect in every single way. He is a real man, a man you want to spend the rest of your life with. He is romantic leaving you hopelessly in love with him. Every time you are with him he makes you feel like a beautiful angel
An extraordinary man, always honest, he is loving, kindhearted, thoughtful and an absolute genius. He is perfection, inside and out.

He has most inviting eyes, easy to get lost in. a sweet however, extremely seductive grin. He is sexiest man alive. Two strong arms, the kind that make you feel safe. A rock hard six pack that goes along with his amazing chest. His chiseled cheeks and thick legs complete him. Truly he is the man of your dreams.

Everybody loves a Mike!

Mike by LoveBird09 November 25, 2010

Mike Sensation 

A semi-pro wrestler that happens to be a complete and utter faggot.

"Hey, dude, did you hear about that cock mongrel on TV?"
"Oh man, you mean MIKE SENSATION??"

Mike Sensation by PMJ January 11, 2009

Miedemaed 

The act of having been punked, scared or frightened to the point of vomiting as a result of a practical joke. Symptoms of having been ‘Miedemaed’ include the onset of a stress migraine. Being ‘Miedemaed’ is similar to having been caught on Candid Camera however when caught on Candid Camera it is recorded for the enjoyment of millions of viewers in both Idaho and Oshawa, Ontario. When one has been ‘Miedemaed’ the look of terror on one’s face is not for the enjoyment of millions of yokels. After having been ‘Miedemaed’ it is customary to be offered a beer.

Etymology – This word came into common usage after one such T. Miedema accused several students in TRN 305 of plagiarism. After writing student numbers on the board, waiving envelops, displaying utter disappointment, and reassuring the student body that this was very serious, she continued to lecture on criminal law. Midway through the lecture it was explained that this was an exercise to teach the Waspy and law school bound what it feels like to have your life ruined for driving while black (D.W.B. see R. v. Brown, (2003) 173 C.C.C.). The purpose of said exercise was to illustrate the importance of defence council in criminal trials.

Ashton Kutcher to P.Diddy after telling him that Sean Jean reported a third quarter loss: “Yo! You’ve just been Miedemaed!”

Miedemaed by TRN 305 March 7, 2008

Mike O'Rourke 

A poor homeless man with diabetes; a useless person

Quick being such a Mike O'Rourke and eating that garbage to get your blood sugar up

Mike O'Rourke by Teabag pete January 30, 2010

mike bernard 

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

mike bernard by get up on my level August 16, 2017