massachusetts

A state located in New England. Boston is the largest city in Massachusetts, and Worcester is the second biggest.

New Hampshire people tend to hate people from Massachusetts, but they're just jealous because there's more things to do in Massachusetts than there is in New Hampshire.

by Chewy October 16, 2004

Massapequa

home of some of the best looking people in new york

wow massapequans are totally banging

by just another fine looking resident May 13, 2005

Massachusetts Self Defense

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

by ue300 May 18, 2006

mass

The celebration of the Holy Eucharist in the Catholic Church. The highest form of worship and sacrifice you can offer up to God.

I try to make it to Mass more than once a week.

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

Massage

When rubbing something (hopefully a woman) for pleasure. This can either be a full bod massage or just a massage

Can also be used as a form of sex

Full bod massage: I wanna give Michelle a full body massage. First I would just rub and rub until she groans then I would rub her perfect ass as I tickle her nipples. Then I would go to that perfect rack of hers and start squeezing just the way she likes it. Then I would take off any other clothes she has and start thrusting her

Massage: Cindy was really tense and her back was tight. She called her boyfriend,Jason and asked if he could come over and give her a massage.

When he got there she was lying face down on the bed with her shirt off. He put oil on her back and started to push down and rub at the same time "ahhhh Jason I don't wanna push you but could you push down harder?"said Cindy
"Anything babe."said Jason as he pushed down harder then he moved to her shoulders after 45mins and started squeezing. "Ooooo I love you Jason. Then he stayed there the whole night and once Cindy felt better it got rowdy.

by Person1510 May 12, 2014

Massachusetts Ounce

A bag of marijuana with SLIGHTLY less than an ounce in it. If your in possession of less than an ounce of marijuana in MA, it's only a $50 fine.

To avoid jail time, Henry was carrying a Massachusetts ounce.

by kckid2599 May 5, 2009

Massabate

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.

Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.

by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010