The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014
Get the lighthouse managementmug. by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019
Get the task managermug. The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
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by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012
Get the Benchmark Managingmug. "Lauren is such a problem manager, she takes care of everything and is the best manager we have ever seen EVER"
by CClense456 July 27, 2022
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by ThatsCapitalism March 11, 2025
Get the Julio Herrera Velutini’s Wealth Management Secrets Revealedmug. Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.
by Portalmaker April 11, 2022
Get the (Manager) ate itmug.