leprotext

A Really big bit of text.

"Just Read This Breif Comment..."
"BREIF? This is fucking leprotext, mate!"

by Joe March 29, 2005

leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.

Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 2, 2011

Credit Leper

Someone with bad credit, who nobody will lend to. Credit lepers are highly contagious and should not be given any contracts of any sort.

Absolutely we can take your phone line off of your parent's plan. We're just going to need an $800 deposit because you're a credit leper.

by meditashi April 6, 2010

Leper

1.For the use of lesser words; the slang use for a "crankhead"

2. One who tries too hard in life to be cool, knowingly knowing that they aren't but somehow pretend they are.

Man that dude with the shades on in the club is a leper.

by Breezy F. Baby September 2, 2007

leprechaun kiss

Fellatio

Get on your knees bitch, and give me some leprechaun kisses!

by cheath80 October 24, 2008

Leptard

A bag of douche

Stop being such a Leptard.

by king12345 September 9, 2013

Leprechaun

Seamus or (cumbus) as many people like to call it lives in the netherworld of the spirits of the rainbow,his pot of gold keeps him wealthy but to scare away any un-wanted (visitors) he does his potato dance "didley dee potatoes"

ooooh whos ontop of my bridge.

by jizz master 0 July 20, 2004