Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.

I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.

by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020

Fort Lawn

A small town in South Carolina.
Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.

Oh wow I know jolottie, she lives on the other side of fort lawn.

by Amycoleman=) February 3, 2010

lawn daddy

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.

"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."

by DiddydogYrink April 14, 2017

Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.

I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.

by Rilighan May 13, 2020

chopping the lawn

To take a mean ass shit.

Jeff: yo where was u at man?
Beff: I was chopping the lawn dude.

by Nutella222222 June 2, 2016

trailer park lawn mower

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.

Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower

Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"

Willies freind "right"

by Will700 December 13, 2023

lawn sweeper

It's a fucking rake Jason. You want a fucking rake.

Anyone have one of those things to sweep the lawn and get rid of my leaves like a lawn sweeper or something ?

by Divamergency June 5, 2016