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scum lord

Kingpin of the Chavs and Scummers in a local area, often commands a company of Delinquents. Usually the oldest in a group, or the hardest. Usually adorns the most jewellery also.
Look at that fucking scum lord in his nova.....
by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005
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Lord of the Rings

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.
Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!
by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016
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Lord Zorgon

The master of all beings... Has a dick bigger than your average OG Mudbone.
Girl: Man, Lord Zorgon has such a huge penis!

Guy:I know, right?
by Peasant Male May 27, 2018
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lorden

A lorden is a short individual who likes to smoke a lot. Gets along great with anyone and is always willing to make new friends. He is kind, sweet and has the looks! Lordens are always ready to throw a good party! Usually blonde but sometimes brunette. You can talk about anything with a lorden and you can trust they will keep the information to themselves! If you find a lorden never let them leave your side!
Hannah: wow I think imma head to lordens tonight! Sounds like it’ll be fun!
Sarah: yeah I should come too! I head it’s always a blast over there!

Becky: yeah! Lorden is a great friend! I hope I never lose him as a friend!
by Mickymouseclubhouse123 March 5, 2018
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Lord Waffle Beard

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"
by Blitz7x July 11, 2018
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drippy laredo

While receiving felatio, before you orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and ejaculate in their ear.
Man 1: I don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.
by a caterer January 20, 2011
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Meme Lord

What we all aspire to be
"I wasn't going to suck Kyle's dick until he showed me his dank meme page. He is a certified Meme Lord."
by Fancy Colt September 26, 2017
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