WilliamInBoston's definitions
An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.
Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?
Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!
Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!
by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016
Get the Lord of the Ringsmug.