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Why my peepee hard and long???

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.
Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack
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hong kong long dong

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong
by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014
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long distance relationship

A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.
Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man
by Jonathan Drake April 10, 2007
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Long Grove

Long Grove

Commonly referred to as The LG. The LG is often overshadowed by the adjacent snobby jewish town of Buffalo Grove. However, Long Grove has much more character and personality in its neighborhoods and historic downtown. The LG is most famously known for their notorious gang known as "The LG 8". The LG 8 had run the streets of Long Grove for the last 18 years. The LG 8 is a united group of cold blooded killers that are known predominantly for riding their bikes around town and causing havoc. During their 4 years in High School the LG 8 ran into some internal problems. The egos among members caused many facebook fights that has left the gang scared and wounded. Recently the LG 8 have all gone their separate ways into colleges in different states, however, the gang still runs through their blood, each and every one of them. It is rumored that the tensions of the gang have been settled and that differences have been put aside to restore the brotherhood that they once shared. The LG 8 is united under and tied to the streets of Long Grove. It is a brotherhood that can’t be explained or understood by anyone outside of LG. Long Grove may be the greatest town on earth.
Long Grove kids are so damn cool.
by LG Kid October 25, 2011
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longboys

When you're fuckin a girl, you pull out your dick almost all the way - SLOWLY - teasing her and making her thirsty for you to bring it back, you pause for a second, gather your strength, and ram it back in with the force of a freight train, clenching your fists and scrunching your face.
Man, I got this girl so wet last night. Gave her the longboys and she got off in 3 minutes tops.
by Mark Domann December 22, 2008
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long-roof

noun; slang term for a station wagon, particularly one that has been turned into a low-rider or a street rod; so called because the roof of a station wagon is longer than the roof of a closed car such as a sedan or hardtop; these cars, formerly thought of as old-fashioned cars that only tennis moms would drive, have become fashionable since they don't look like your mother's minivan...
"Dig that long-roof Chaz is driving! Never thought an old Country Squire would look so good!"
by bongoman January 1, 2008
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Dumb Long

1:To just be annoyed with some one wasteing your time.
2:It is almost unbelivable the time you are useing up.
3:To be an an astoundingly large in legnth.
4:To much.
ex:"You've been playing that game like dumb long"
"Shit that is dumb long!"
by papirudy69 May 3, 2006
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