Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.

My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.

by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020

lightened my load

Cumming. The male orgasm

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 16, 2021

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.

My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.

by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023

Loaded M

A lightweight, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle designed for either automatic or semi-automatic fire through use of a selector lever. There are four variants - the M-16A1/A2/A3/A4. The M-16A2 incorporates improvements in iron sight, pistol grip, stock and overall combat effectiveness.

"Got me feeling like opium, I'm tryna dance with the loaded M" - Jim Jones - "Summer Wit' Miami"

by mocha_mami March 24, 2006

Loadsauce

another word for cum

I shot my loadsauce all over sallys face last night

by Kendal Husband August 30, 2008

Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.

-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'

by Dingo the Arsonist May 5, 2009