by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023
Get the Lawn mowersmug. If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.
When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
by Partsdriver July 19, 2022
Get the cheap lawn chairmug. A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019
Get the Lawn Whoremug. zvruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzweeooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz when I am to fucking sleep.
If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
Get the Lawn mowermug. 1. A giblet that lives on the lawn
2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
by Alex November 28, 2003
Get the Lawn Gibbletsmug. 1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022
Get the Lawn Waxmug. An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10
*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.
by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021
Get the lawn ratingmug.